Mattress Genie
Blonde joke!?
Sorry if this offends anyone. The smartest person I know is a blonde so do not take this personally: A girl with black hair, a blonde and a brunette were caught on top of a cliff and the only way out was to jump. They were about to jump when a genie appeared. He said: "You must jump this cliff but if you say something you want to jump when you land, you will land on. "the girl with black hair so decided to go first. they walked to the edge and cried" pillows! "and she landed on a big pile of pillows. The brunette went next. She ran to the edge and shouted" mattresses "and she landed on a big pile of soft mattresses. The blonde was last. She ran to the edge of the cliff but tripped on a rock and hurt her ankle. she called "crap!" and guess what they landed in.
A blonde, brunette and red head all have teenage daughters. The brunette goes by her daughters purse and finds a bottle cap and called "oh no my daughter is an alcoholic!" The red head then moves her daughters purse and takes pills and says: "My daughter is a drug addict" The blonde goes by her daughters purse and finds a condom wrapper and exclaims: "My daughter has a penis!"
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MATTRESS GENIE ADJUSTABLE INFLATABLE BED WEDGE DOUBLE $99.00 |
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Mattress Genie Bed Wedge for Twin Size Bed Adjustable Back Support with Remote! $65.00 |
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LOT OF 12 NEW GENIE-B RV 30" X 80" X 9" BENCH BUNK SIZE MATTRESS PADS $49.99 |
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LOT of 10 NEW-IN-PACKAGE 'GENIE B' RV 29" X 79" SIZE MATTRESS PADS $39.99 |
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NEW-IN-PACKAGE 'GENIE B' RV 29" X 79" SIZE MATTRESS PAD $10.49 |
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Mattress Genie, Queen Size, Adjustable w/ Remote $60.00 |
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Mattress Genie lift wedge twin size adjustable bed with remote $39.99 |
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Mattress Genie Adjustable Bed Queen Size With Remote Control, New In Box $78.86 |
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Mattress Genie Bed Wedge for Twin Size Bed Adjustable Back Support with Remote! $129.99 |
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NEW-IN-PACKAGE 'GENIE B' RV 34" X 75" SIZE MATTRESS PAD $11.49 |
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N*I*P GENIE B - Extra Long TWIN BED MATTRESS PAD - 32" x 80" $11.99 |
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AS SEEN ON TV MATTRESS GENIE REMOTE CONTROL ADJUSTABLE BED TWIN $74.95 |
How to Make ANY Bed Adjustable
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Bed Wedge-Foam Wedge Pillow. Good for Acid Reflux, Snoring. This wedge can be used to elevate either the upper body or the legs. This wedge can be used in either a sitting or prone position. Wedges measure 24" wide x 24" deep and are available in three different heights. The Foam Wedge Bed Pillow provides gentle support to elevate the upper body or legs, or to use as a trunk stabilizer for side-lying position. Designed for patients with acid reflux, prob... |
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Mattress Genie Bed Lift System Transform your mattress into an adjustable bed for a fraction of the cost! The Mattress Genie bed wedge inflates between your mattress and box spring, via remote control, to raise your upper mattress.... |
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Mattress Genie Bed Wedge - Twin Size $129.99 Mattress Genie - Twin Size Bed is an adjustable bed lift. The Mattress Genie can raise your mattress to the angle that best suits your needs with just the touch of a button, and only costs a fraction of what most mechanical adjustable beds do. Sitting up in bed to read, watching TV, or even getting the ideal sleeping position just became a lot easier for you. If you suffer from heartburn, acid ref... |
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